Crypto Trading SMP Riches | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Void Gems Collected:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7920
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	7978
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchantments Applied:	266	Crops Grown:	6884
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Votes:	1509
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7850	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Emeralds Found:	9737
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2591	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3292	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Emeralds Found:	7155	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7932	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	134
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7