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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 9242 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 252

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
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