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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

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SMii7Yplus, also known as SMii7Y, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his comedic gaming videos and collaborations with other YouTubers. He is best known for his humorous commentary and gameplay on popular games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and GTA V. With a large and dedicated following, SMii7Yplus has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

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I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4283	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

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Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SpookySisterDramaMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	128279	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

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By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4649	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBreakUpBay

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	127	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1