CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

blushing, butterflies in stomach, compliments, CrushCraft, date nights, daydreaming, deep connection, emotional vulnerability, EYES, FLIRTING, Heart, heart emojis, holding hands, long conversations, love notes, physical touch, romantic gestures, romantic gestures for him, secret smiles, shared interests, smp, stolen glances, surprise visits, thoughtful gifts

Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Potions Brewed:	114	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	367655

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3073	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Potions Brewed:	157	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3380
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!