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BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1127	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	102
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AwkwardCraft

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Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RLfactions

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RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6948	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

QuoteMC

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Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9432	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crops Grown:	3355

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyLifeLessons

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Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Burnout Block Party

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so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7680
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	10
Crops Grown:	8690	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8116
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Block Ops Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoGuestRoom4U

#gamer, 3d printer, baby, cabinets, Conflict, design table, Desktop, gatherings, guest room, holiday, Hosting, impasse, industrial designer, Needs, NoGuestRoom4U, office, relationship, shelves, Space, Tools, VR setup

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	170	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Animals Bred:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5345
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21