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BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExWifeExileCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	208

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AwkwardCraft

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Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RLfactions

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RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Farms Harvested:	448	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

QuoteMC

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Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Items Found:	3488
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	185125	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Farms Harvested:	545
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4