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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Runes Activated: 8
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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