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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Mines Excavated: 2770 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Meteorites Collected: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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