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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Runes Activated: 3
Emeralds Found: 4829 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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