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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Animals Bred: 137

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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