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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Towns Built: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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