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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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