come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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