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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1067
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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