come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Buildings Constructed: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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