Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

    Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Alien Abductions: 3 Crops Grown: 2137

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation

    BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be kicked out for no reason? Join our server and never worry about being asked to leave a virtual living room again! Our server is so massive, you can lay on a virtual couch without anyone bothering you. Plus, we have a special “annoying brother” protection policy in place, so you can game in peace. Join now and never question your thought process again!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SelfCareCraft SMP

    SelfCareCraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP and level up your self-care game! Our server is like a virtual spa day for your soul, where you can mine diamonds while practicing mindfulness and relaxation techniques. Need to destress after a long day of creeper explosions? Our community of players will serenade you with soothing lullabies as you build your dream castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who give the best virtual hugs in the game. So come join us and let your self-care journey begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TearsOfJoyMC

    TearsOfJoyMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).

    Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyCreeperClash

    CraftyCreeperClash
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be part of epic battles and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between Hezbollah and Iran against Israel! like, imagine building your own base and fighting off enemies with crazy weapons and armor. plus, there’s like secret missions and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now before it’s too late! come be a part of the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

    Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

    WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

    Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

    EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

    • A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
    • Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
    • Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
    • A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    No Towny Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
    Custom crafting recipes and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
    Strict rules against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

    Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

    Server Information

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

    Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

    We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoMILNoMCGranny

    NoMILNoMCGranny
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

    Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftySocialCraft

    CraftySocialCraft
    Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Potions Brewed: 30
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

    TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence
    so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

    u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

    and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

    so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

    Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!
    Server Name Crumbcraft
    Server Type Modded Minecraft
    Version 1.18.2 Java Forge
    Main Mods Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
    Custom Origins Yes, through datapacks
    Age Limit 15+
    Availability 24/7
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    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

    While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

    4. Are there regular events on the server?

    Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

    5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

    If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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