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SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCraftyMorningScent

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arctic Cannibal Crew – DNA Discovery

anthropology, Arctic, arctic exploration, cannibal, cannibalism, CREW, discovery, Dna, DNA analysis, Exploration, forensic anthropology, forensic science, Franklin expedition, Franklin expedition remains, genealogical evidence, genetic testing, Historical Mystery, historical research, History, Identity, North-West Passage, Remains, Sir John Franklin

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time?! Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join ASAP!

So, like, there was this expedition led by Sir John Franklin back in 1845, right? They were all like, “Let’s find a North-West Passage through the Arctic, it’ll be lit!” But then things got cray cray and they all disappeared, like poof, gone!

Fast forward to now, and we found the remains of those peeps. And get this, they were cannibalized! Whaaat?! But guess what, we used DNA and genealogical evidence to figure out who they were. It’s like a real-life mystery movie, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server and uncover the secrets of the Franklin expedition. Build your own icy empire and maybe even discover hidden treasures. Plus, we have the best virtual cannibalism experience you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

What is the IP for The Spiffing Brit Minecraft Server?

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The Spiffing Brit is a popular YouTuber known for his hilarious and entertaining gaming content. With a charming British accent and witty humor, he has cultivated a large following of fans who enjoy his unique approach to gaming challenges and exploits. His videos often feature games such as strategy, simulation, and RPGs, where he showcases clever strategies and game-breaking tactics. The Spiffing Brit’s infectious personality and passion for gaming make him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MellCraft Minecraft server

MellCraft, Minecraft, mmorpg, PvE, PvP, Server

MMORPG Server with PVP/PVE modes

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Midnight Apocalypse 1.20.1: Where creepers party hard and skeletons have a bone to pick!

1.20.1, Apocalypse, Bone, Boss Battles, challenge, Community, consequences, corpse management, CREEPERS, Dimensions, Discord, Forge, guild, HARD, leveling up, lobby system, midnight, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, outcast city, Party, Pick, rare mobs, reputation system, Server, Skeletons, Survival

Server Name	Midnight Apocalypse Forge
Modpack Version	1.20.1
Server IP	51.222.102.67:25578
Server Location	North America
Discord	Join our Discord
Modpack Link	Download modpack
GitHub	Visit our GitHub

Overview

Get ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft survival challenge with Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1. Choose your path between joining The Guild or The Outcast City, encounter rare mobs and boss battles, discover new dimensions, level up and unlock new abilities, manage your reputation, and explore a vast world with unique features!

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, use the IP address 51.222.102.67:25578 in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I join a faction in the game?

Yes, you can choose between joining The Guild or The Outcast City, each offering unique quests, abilities, and gameplay experiences.

3. Are there boss battles in the game?

Yes, you can challenge powerful bosses like Charles The Charred and earn rare rewards.

4. What dimensions can I explore?

You can teleport to The End, The Nether, and the Whole Star System, including planets like Mars, Venus, and Jupiter.

5. How does the reputation system work?

You can earn reputation points by completing quests, making choices that align with NPCs’ interests, and lose reputation points by making negative choices. Your reputation affects how NPCs interact with you.

6. What happens when I die in the game?

Your body remains in the world, allowing you to recover items and experience. Other players can loot your corpse, and if you don’t recover it in time, you lose all items and experience.

7. Is there a lobby area in the game?

Yes, there is a lobby area where you can barter with NPCs, find secrets, and engage in boss battles through warp plate portals.

Don’t hesitate to join our community and start your adventure in Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1 today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	268

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Jomon Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Ancient civilization, archaeology, art, Crafty, cultural identity, dna testing, Exploration, heritage, History, Identity, indigenous, introspection, Japanese culture, Jomon, lineage, Minecraft, Pottery, Questioning, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, tradition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become a Jomon warrior! That’s right, forget about crafting swords and armor, now you can craft ancient Japanese pottery and use it to defeat your enemies in epic battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to whoever eats it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Jomon-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Casual, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, general, guides, Izuna, Kirino, Kisaki, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reijo, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, saya, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Shun, Side Content, smp, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere! Or how about a giant chicken boss battle where you have to use nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot to defeat it? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, and “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you’ll have to throw a party for the villagers while fending off zombie party crashers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dimension Hops:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SnotBlockerzMC

Airbnb, blowing nose, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, garbage bin, germaphobe, gross, hair brush, hygiene, Manners, personal habits, relationship, SnotBlockerzMC, SPITTING, tissue, toilet paper

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeCraft SMP: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

#pikachu, blastoise, bulbasaur, Catch, charizard, dragonite, eevee, Favorite, favorite Pokémon, gengar, Gotta, jigglypuff, lucario, mewtwo, pokecraft, pokemon, smp, Snorlax, squirtle, umbreon, vaporeon

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player gets their very own Pikachu companion to help them mine diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary Mewtwo boss that drops rare loot and has a chance of turning your pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000! Plus, every full moon, a wild Charizard flies around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting players – it’s a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and catch ‘em all – diamonds, that is!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

arms race, Attacks, cold war, defense strategy, Deterrence, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global politics, international relations, military capabilities, military doctrine, military policy, Minecraft, nonnuclear states, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

Attack, Battalion, Conflict, convoy, Destruction, Donetsk region, DonetskCraft, drone, eastern europe, HIMARS, Hits, Military, Missile, Precision, Russian, strike, Target, uav, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	7802	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Warrior Fitness

active lifestyle, daily exercise, Effectiveness, exercise effectiveness, exercise frequency, exercise habits, exercise research, exercise routine, exercise science, exercise study, FITNESS, fitness goals, health benefits, physical activity, PIXEL, scientists, study, training frequency, warrior, weekend warrior, workout consistency, workout duration, workout intensity

so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Potions Brewed:	108

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2