CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dimension Hops:	6	Potions Brewed:	161

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCreeperz

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If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyMisogynyGamer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelPoundsSlimming

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

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Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SecretSMP: MyPartnerDoesntKnow

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Are you tired of living in fear of your partner finding out your deepest, darkest secret? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, secrets are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! Join us and let your wildest secrets run free in a world where anything goes. Who knows, maybe your partner is secretly a diamond hoarder or a creeper whisperer. Only one way to find out – join now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TimeTravelCraft

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Ever wanted to witness dinosaurs roaming the Earth or see flying cars in the future? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time-traveling plugin allows you to witness any event from the past, present, or future with your own eyes. Want to see the first moon landing or watch a medieval jousting tournament? No problem! Join us and experience history like never before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RevivedTree Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported to a world where scientists have legit revived a freakin’ 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a seed found in a Judean cave. Like, what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! This tree is no ordinary tree, oh no. It’s a magical tree that grants players special powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Boom, this tree’s got you covered. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy, just chill by the tree for a bit.

And get this, the tree also produces the rarest and most valuable resources in the game. Diamonds? Pfft, child’s play. This tree spits out diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

So, if you want to experience the most insane and mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the awesomeness of the 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a Judean cave. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StarlinkCraft: Russian Drone Downed

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIRST RUSSIAN DRONE EQUIPPED WITH STARLINK DOWNED IN UKRAINE! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE HAVE INSANE TECHNOLOGY AND DRAMA HAPPENING ALL THE TIME! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE THIS?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4