Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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