Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

    Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

    But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

    WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

    DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Villages Defended: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Coal-FreeCraft

    Coal-FreeCraft
    lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 90 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!

    Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!
    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks
    Features Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat
    Community Size Approximately 40 members aged 16-25
    Season Length Around 14-19 months
    Requirements Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds)

    FAQ:

    Why Join Us?

    Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.

    What are the Requirements to Join?

    • You must have a Discord account.
    • You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
    • We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
    • Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.

    If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Vax-Max Minecraft Server

    Vax-Max Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man

    Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!

    Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Celeb Scandals

    Blocky Celeb Scandals
    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the scandalous secrets of the rich and famous! Build your own celebrity mansion and throw wild parties with R Kelly, Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein as your neighbors. Take a stroll down Creepy Lane where Puff Daddy, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew reside in their questionable mansions. Will you be the one to finally bring justice to these shady celebs? Join now and become the ultimate gossip queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!

    MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyMideastTensions

    CraftyMideastTensions
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz the Pentagon is puttin forces on standby cuz of some wild Mideast tensions, like u know it’s gonna be lit af up in here. we got creepers and zombies runnin around like they own the place, but don’t worry cuz we got u covered with our epic protection spells and enchanted armor. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and show those Pentagon forces who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Luminary: Where Mods Make You Cry in PvP

    Luminary: Where Mods Make You Cry in PvP

    Luminary Minecraft Server

    Luminary is a 1.20.1-1.20.4 medieval modded smp, where you have complete freedom in your choices. You can become a king, start a nation, and enjoy mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft. Join Luminary as soon as it starts!

    Staff Applications are currently open. Builder Applications are also open.

    https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw – Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft does Luminary use? Luminary uses Minecraft version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    What is the theme of Luminary? Luminary has a medieval theme with modded SMP gameplay.
    Can I become a king on Luminary? Yes, you can become a king and start your own nation on the server.
    Are there mod packs and plugins on Luminary? Yes, there are mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft.
    How can I apply to be a staff member? Staff Applications are currently open. You can apply through the designated application process.
    How can I apply to be a builder? Builder Applications are also open. You can apply through the designated application process.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Germanic Languages Are Better Than Romance Languages Minecraft Server

    Germanic Languages Are Better Than Romance Languages Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Romance languages? Do you want to embrace your inner warrior and conquer the linguistic world like a true Germanic badass? Then join our Minecraft server where we only speak in Germanic languages!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear someone yell “Ich bin ein Minecraft Meister!” in Old High German. You know you’re in for a wild ride on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Viking clan who sail the virtual seas in search of epic loot and glory. Join them on their quests and become a true Viking warrior in the world of Minecraft.

    So why settle for boring old Romance languages when you can join our Germanic-speaking, Viking-fighting, diamond-mining server? Join now and let the linguistic battle begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • A.I. Bing Minecraft SMP Focused Thread: Old Edition

    A.I. Bing Minecraft SMP Focused Thread: Old Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for insane events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win rare items and bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck in the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where you must defeat the Ender Dragon while busting out your best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable memories. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyWifeProbs

    CraftyWifeProbs
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can take your sweet time getting ready? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggle of getting ready, especially when you have kids and a car to deal with.

    We even have a special “Getting Ready” challenge where you have to navigate through obstacles and distractions to finally make it to the finish line – the shower!

    And don’t worry, we won’t rush you or make you feel bad about taking your time. In fact, we encourage it! So come join us and embrace the art of getting ready at your own pace. Plus, who knows, you might even discover some hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft while you’re at it. See you there!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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