CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9872
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Potions Brewed:	93

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	6466	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Farms Harvested:	320	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7439	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mines Excavated:	3432
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	43044	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Farms Harvested:	731
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10