CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	938	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crops Grown:	5750	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Items Found:	2513
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PuppyBlocker

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TankWarsCraft

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haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
New Chunks Explored:	206047	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Wiki Craft Land

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so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	745579	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mines Excavated:	1380
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6582	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4