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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4072

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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