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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Enchantments Applied: 268 Herobrine Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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