Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1984 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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