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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Buildings Constructed: 44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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