Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ores Mined: 8774
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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