Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Holy Grails Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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