join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found: 6206 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6744
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
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