Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 848267
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Zombie Dances: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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