so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Void Armor Forged: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    Bedrock <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/funny-minecraft-myths/">Fantasy Realm</a>

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6711
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockBustersFamLove

    BlockBustersFamLove
    Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

    Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

    PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

    ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

    We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
    21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
    Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
    What are some of the server features? The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
    Is there a discord community associated with the server? Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
    Are there any special events or limited time servers? Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
    What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period? Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CoolCraft Minecraft Server

    CoolCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

    Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoShowSis Minecraft Server

    NoShowSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Animals Bred: 199

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GFreeloaderCraft

    GFreeloaderCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

    Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

    But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 810 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 77 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BadAdviceMC SMP

    BadAdviceMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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