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| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 772 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 463101 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7398 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
