so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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