so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Towns Built: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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