so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Mines Excavated: 2446 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

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