so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Zombie Dances: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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