so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 46

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers