so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 345
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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