so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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