Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Void Gems Collected: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Are you a Democrat who loves Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated politics and blocky debates. Our server is the perfect place for Democrats to build their dream world, complete with free healthcare for all villagers and a renewable energy source powered by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is a registered Democrat who loves to discuss foreign policy over a cup of virtual coffee. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I don’t get it, but I love it!”

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 357 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 158 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8348
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Enchantments Applied: 105
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Farms Harvested: 501
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 138 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8444 Potions Brewed: 86

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Villages Defended: 19 Magic Items Found: 5696
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 New Chunks Explored: 341601

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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