CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FutaLoliCraft – Build, Explore, and LOL in Our Trendy Minecraft Server! #Trendy #Minecraft #GamerLife

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Do you want a server that will make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the futa loli of servers – confusing, unexpected, and totally bonkers!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs dressed as ninjas, fighting off zombie chickens with laser swords, and building a giant toilet as your fortress (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are dancing to K-pop music!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also get to meet the legendary Unicorn Pig, who farts rainbows and grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more tacos). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the futa loli madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7337	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Amethyst Abyss

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Amethyst Abyss is a new economy survival server created late March 2024 with the goal of creating a balanced and active economy. Run your own shops, join auctions, and claim your land. Explore easily with a Dynmap, level up your skills with McMMO, collect powerful Custom Enchantments, and store your loot in upgradable Ender Chests. Our server features Geyser/Floodgate and ViaBackwards, allowing you to play with your friends regardless of what version they play on!

New Items, Enchantments and Plugins are added everyday, so expect many new changes and features, we accept suggestions in the Discord.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Beacoland Survival VS Hypixel

Survival, Vanilla

Hypixel	Beacoland Survival
Large player base	Friendly 18+ community
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Hermitcraft-like survival experience
Ability to purchase ranks and cosmetic upgrades	Anti-grief/stealing measures in place
Active staff and continuous updates	No plugins affecting gameplay
High server performance and stability	Builds and items are safe with CoreProtect

Frequently Asked Questions

Are there minigames available on the server?	Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and activities for players to enjoy.
What age group is the community targeted towards?	Beacoland Survival caters to a friendly 18+ community.
Can players purchase ranks or cosmetic upgrades?	Hypixel allows players to purchase ranks and cosmetic upgrades to enhance their gameplay experience.
Are there measures in place to prevent griefing and stealing?	Beacoland Survival has anti-grief/stealing measures implemented to protect players’ builds and items.
Is there active staff and regular updates on the server?	Hypixel has active staff members and continuously updates the server with new content and features.
How secure are builds and items on the server?	Beacoland Survival uses CoreProtect to ensure that builds and items are safe from any harm.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFootFrenzy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your foot fetish needs? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things female feet! Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can marvel at pixelated toes and trade rare foot pics with other players. Our spawn point is a giant foot-shaped castle where you can worship the almighty Foot Queen and her loyal subjects. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a sprawling kingdom dedicated to the art of foot worship – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Love Letters Sent:	2
Emeralds Found:	421	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hikatsu Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft Server that is basically Survival? What?!? This is basically what it is. This Minecraft server is basically just Classic Survival in Minecraft Version 1.12.4. It is designed simply as a place to just hang out and build. It has the Essentials Plugin to make travel and teleport more accessible, otherwise it is just a basic Minecraft Community server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MinecraftMania: BVLLsUnleashed

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Welcome to The BVLLs of Asia! This server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us and experience epic battles against hordes of zombie pandas and skeleton samurais. Ride into battle on a giant flying dragon made of pure diamond!

Our staff are like ninja moderators, always ready to help you build the craziest structures and survive the wildest adventures. Need help fighting off a gang of angry llamas? We’ve got your back!

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events, like the annual Enderman Fashion Show and the legendary Potato Olympics.

So what are you waiting for? Join The BVLLs of Asia today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MosoloGrief Minecraft server

Minecraft, MosoloGrief, Server, Server vulture, Survival, Vulture

Server vulture, survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoobCraft Central – where everyone’s a beginner! #MinecraftMadness #NoobLife #NewbieZone

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the Sisters on this server. Legend has it they are a group of mystical players who can summon rainbows from their fingertips and build entire castles in the blink of an eye. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of them flying around on diamond unicorns, spreading happiness and sparkles wherever they go. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to witness the Sisters in action!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InsaneCraft: Where every crafter is a complete nutjob! Join the madness today!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a box of rocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where every character you meet is a total nutjob, from the villagers who insist on wearing underwear on their heads to the creepers who break out into spontaneous dance parties. And in the midst of all this chaos, you, the protagonist, must navigate this crazy world and try to keep your sanity intact. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where you never know what insanity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride unlike any other – just don’t forget to bring your straightjacket!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hunter

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, KitPvP, Magic, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The Hunter is a fun Minigame and SMP Minecraft Server. With Bedwars, The Bridge, Murder Mystery and a SMP.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8065	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VealyMC

Adrenaline, Anarchy, challenge, Combat, Cross-Play, Environment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, VealyMC, Victory

Immerse yourself in an intense and unparalleled combat experience, where skill and strategy are key to victory. On our server, you will find yourself immersed in a world designed specifically to challenge your PvP skills in a closed, adrenaline-filled environment.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	803	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy VS Hypixel

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Comparison between Hypixel and Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded with long queues
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Some players may find it too overwhelming
Regular updates and events	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Pros	Cons
Small, close-knit community	Limited player count
Pure vanilla experience with minimal plugins	No anti-cheat system may lead to some hacking
Stable server without resets	May not appeal to players looking for structured gameplay

FAQ

Q: How many players are typically online on Hypixel?

A: Hypixel can have thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Is hacking or duping allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy.

Q: Are there regular server resets on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, the server has never been reset and never will be.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4006	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	378	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelPowerPalooza – The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

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Hey there, fellow epic gamers! Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for White Power Wednesday – that’s right, every Wednesday is a celebration of white power and pride!

Forget about the glow-in-the-dark losers and fed spies, we’re just here to spread hope and raise our racial consciousness. And what better way to do that than by hitting the gym, reading ancient literature, and shooting some guns? Plus, don’t forget to make babies with white women – no shitskins allowed!

On our server, you’ll find a community dedicated to research history, standing up for each other, and rejecting degeneracy. So join us every Wednesday and let’s make Minecraft great again – WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!

And if you need some tunes to get you in the mood, check out our classic playlist here. See you on the server, comrades!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!

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🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!

Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.