CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	New Chunks Explored:	815703
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mines Excavated:	1419
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	363935	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	426263	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9362	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Potions Brewed:	167	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ores Mined:	3115	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	1343
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6035	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	723
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3078	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2