CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	9151	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	7997
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Potions Brewed:	187	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7415	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	6898
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4649
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6417	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7112
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	New Chunks Explored:	334117
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	6206	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7853	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	183
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6289	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2819	Players Killed by Monsters:	3470
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Players:	98/200	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2