CraftyZenLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Block Crew

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunVanilla For you. Best server for dreaming Minecraft server

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SunVanilla is a survival tube server with its own characteristics

Join us 🙂

Survival

You will have a wonderful time on our server.

Optimized gameplay, interesting game mechanics, no creativity, and other things that distort the original meaning of survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chad’s Minecraft Server: But Why Though

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all chads out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Chadwick III, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to impress any Minecraft player with their mad skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chad Creeper, a rare breed of Creeper that only explodes in the shape of a chad symbol. Defeat them to earn exclusive chad-themed loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the coolest, most chad-tastic Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Chad awaits!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	4006	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Silly Minecraft SMP Cat is Playing a Dumb Game

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Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers, then you need to join our SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary cat on the internet. This cat was so epic that people couldn’t stop watching it on Twitch. And guess what? That cat is now the official mascot of our server! That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most famous feline in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. We have a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the infamous internet cat in person! Just kidding, the cat doesn’t actually play Minecraft…or does it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1228
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TherapyCraft

anxiety management, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, freelance work, home environment, housemate therapy, mental health, routine disruption, safe space, self-care, shared living space, therapy session, TherapyCraft, triggers, Understanding, work routine, work-life balance

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own house during lunchtime therapy sessions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own therapy room right in the comfort of your own virtual home! No need to worry about triggering childhood traumas or feeling unsafe, because in this pixelated paradise, you can relax and unwind without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the ultimate therapy session where you can mine away your anxiety, build your way to inner peace, and craft your way to a calmer state of mind. Who needs a real therapist when you have a pickaxe and some blocks to place?

So come on over to our server and let’s dig deep into those emotions together. Remember, in Minecraft therapy, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks in your inventory). Let’s mine, build, and heal our way to a brighter tomorrow!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KinkShyGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exploration, fear, Hiding, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkShyGamerGirl, Minecraft, Openness, relationships, Scared, Secrets, Self-expression, sexual partners, shame, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft from your significant other? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone embraces their kinks and builds whatever the heck they want! From BDSM-themed dungeons to pixelated strip clubs, there’s no judgment here, just pure, unadulterated creativity. So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoMoreNegFamily

boundary setting, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family unity, healthy boundaries, mindfulness practices, negative behavior, NoMoreNegFamily, personal growth, positive interactions, Stress Management, support system, toxic family members, toxic relationships

Tired of dealing with your negative nancy relatives at family gatherings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is like a family reunion without the annoying cousins and passive-aggressive aunts. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find a virtual family who actually appreciates your redstone skills. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HouthiDroneBoat Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like, so lit that even Yemen’s Houthi rebels wanna join in on the fun! they launched a drone boat that hit a ship in the Red Sea, but don’t worry, our missile strikes another ship in retaliation! it’s like a real-life Minecraft battle, but way more intense! join now for some epic PvP action and maybe even start a war with some rebels, who knows! just make sure to bring your A-game and some extra TNT, things are about to get crazy up in here!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Missile Mayhem Minecraft

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so like, this server is so lit that even biden is like “yo, let’s help israel shoot down them iranian missiles on this server, it’s gonna be epic!” like, imagine building your own missile defense system and taking down those pesky missiles with your friends. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from biden himself for being a total boss on the battlefield. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Gravity Defying Fun

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where gravity doesn’t even matter, dude. you can jump super high and build floating castles in the sky without a care in the world.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

🌴 Awaken 🌴 Skyblock Server: Where falling off the edge is just diving into a new adventure! ✅ BEDROCK AND JAVA EDITION ✅ PvP

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Awaken Skyblock Server Overview

Server IP	awakenmc.com (Currently underway in Beta)
Join our Community Discord Server	CLICK HERE TO JOIN DISCORD SERVER

Server Features:

Skyblock Server – Beginner Free
Dynamic Changing Economy
Limited Stock Handling
Powerful Kits
Balanced & Stable Economy
1.20 – 1.21x Support on Bedrock & Java
Powerful PvP System and Custom Arena

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the Skyblock Server free for beginners?	Yes, our Skyblock Server is beginner free.
Is there support for both Bedrock and Java versions?	Yes, we offer 1.20 – 1.21x Support for both Bedrock and Java.
Are there powerful kits available on the server?	Yes, we offer powerful kits for players to enhance their gameplay.
Is the economy stable and balanced?	Yes, we have a balanced and stable economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server on the internet? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, reigns supreme! She loves her husbands so much, you won’t believe the drama that unfolds.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, where you can build your dream world and battle it out with other players. But beware, the rules are as wild as Fallenshadow herself, so make sure to brush up on them before diving in.

And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – trust us, it’s easier than you think! So what are you waiting for? Join us on the wildest Minecraft server around and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Story of a Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the Ender Dragon).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ExWeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring weddings where nothing exciting happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wedding you never knew you needed to attend! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you attend your ex’s wedding, thinking it’s just a normal gathering of old friends. Little did you know, you were actually taking a test to see if you’re still hung up on your ex! The new wife accuses you of trying to steal her man, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

Experience the thrill of being accused of manipulating the groom, poisoning relationships, and causing chaos at a wedding. Who needs reality TV when you can join our Minecraft server and live out these insane scenarios yourself?

So, if you’re ready for a wedding experience like no other, join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama. Who knows what crazy adventures await you at this unforgettable event!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

StinkyFriendAITAH

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, denial, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Friendship struggles, Help, Hoarding, home environment, Housekeeping, living conditions, mental health, odor, Pregnancy, pregnancy challenges, sensitivity, StinkyFriendAITAH, Support, tough conversations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your friend’s house? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Just like how you tried to clean up your friend’s house, you’ll find yourself constantly trying to keep up with the madness on our server. Piles of blocks everywhere, animals running amok, and a general disregard for cleanliness – it’s a hoarder’s paradise!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your messy building habits. In fact, we encourage it! Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a world where cleanliness is overrated.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual hoarder’s nightmare. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1