so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Towns Built: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9701 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 119 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 196
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 3726
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Potions Brewed: 133
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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