CraftyWakeUpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

Apathy, arrogance, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Exploitation, Greed, HateCraft, hatred, Humanitys, ignorance, indifference, INEQUALITY, Inhumanity, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, Pollution, Selfishness, violence, War, WORST

Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2919
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3770
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	203	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	9755	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	3083
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	8201
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2