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SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	267

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	237
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Items Found:	3829
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8409
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	170	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Players Killed by Monsters:	6552	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Crops Grown:	9557	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1643	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Potions Brewed:	62	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Animals Bred:	51
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2