so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
Ores Mined: 5739 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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