so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY