so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Potions Brewed: 121 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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